What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:30
He : Tea ?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I don't drink
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What does it feel like wearing tights?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : Thank you.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What was your experience when trying GHB?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : I'm 24.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?